I'm a bad pick-up line receiver

I don't think I necessarily get more than the average person, but I'm such an awkward receiver that it often times ends up quite a memorable affair. I used to just play along and smile and either keep walking or start walking. I found that 9.5 times out of 10 that would lead to me being followed and/or accosted for the remainder of my time within 800 meters of the pick-up artist. SO, to cut down on temporary stalkers, I decided I would just be my normal self (which i suppose is awkward!) Anyway - I seem to be a magnet for creative lines. I don't know if that's a good or bad sign. I got a particularly flattering line this morning [1st one below], and it inspired me to start keeping a record of any amusing exchanges I come across in the next few months... The 2nd and third ones are oldies but goodies.
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Guy in front of metro: Hey Hey!
Me: -----
G: Hey Hey Hey Hey HEY!!
Me: yeah?!
G: Are you mixed?
Me: Huh?
G: Like, are you mixed? Are your parents mixed?
Me: Oh, like half white or something?
G: Yeah, yeah.
Me: No
G: Oh, 'cause you're so beautiful, it looks like you could be.
Me: Ohhh.... hmm

Homeless looking guy shaking cup for change on the corner while i'm waiting to cross the street: AY SHORTAY!!
Me: [laugh]
Guy: AY SHORTAY!! I KNOW you hear me. Come over here.
Me: [more laughing]
Guy: I SAID come over here!
Me: What?! Why don't you come over here?!
Guy: Damn. I'm busy, mama.
[eventually comes over (...assuming his busy schedule cleared up)]
Guy: I just wanted to tell you somethin'.
Moi: What's that?
Guy: I'm not really homeless - I just do this on the side for extra cash

The old guy at the bar: Hey sweetie.
Girl, who is trapped next to him because of space constraints: Hi
Old: Are you a model?
Me: No
Guy: You should be.
Me: -----
Old: Heh, well, I can take some pictures of you later on tonight if you want...
Me: [leaves premises]